Plasticfarianism - F S M

Pastafarians (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastafarianism)) mistakenly beliefe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is made of spaghetti, meatballs and sauce (probably bolognaise sauce).

We Plasticfarians understand that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is made of spaghetti, eggplant balls and vegan sauce.

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See also Plasticfarianism - Inagural Meeting