Autobiography Part Three

After waiting 20 years since the last one, I really must write a new autobiography. Here are some dot points for the moment. I might turn it into something connected and/or entertaining later, or at least fix the punctuation. Here’s some of what I’ve been doing since last century:

Jason, 2019


Jason Grossman was born in Maharashtra, in the British Raj, to a beautiful mother who was later to settle in Woy Woy.

He fought, and played the trumpet, on the African and Italian front lines, then tried to recover by writing the Goon Show.

Oh no, wait, that’s Spike Milligan.

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