Waltzing Matilda, Oz Shrink Lit Version

Swaggie dreams of roast lamb dinner Passing jumbuck looks a winner Bags it, but here come the cops Into billabong he flops Drowns himself, forgoes hot roast Leaves the last waltz to his ghost “Sod the law” says our aquarian, “Better dead than vegetarian!”

— Pauline Howie
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